What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 06:54
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
True - how I loved my mum!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What! how could you do that?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Which is the most liked web series in India?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.